Character Cast

Aine O’Duibhir

  • 5′ 7″/greying black hair/grey eyes/extremely pale/she looks just like Tess except she really doesn’t.
  • The untamed sage before Morgyn, theoretically. Keisha and Ethren refuse to acknowledge her as such and thus L doesn’t either.
  • Morgyn looked up to her as a mentor and maternal figure. At some point Aine stopped being okay operating in such capacity and turned, perhaps, a little unkind, so to say.
  • Most people had trouble with her but nothing that they could trace directly back to her. But some people might’ve died when she was around.
  • Disappeared about 10 years ago, but the All only recently replaced her as sage.
  • Looks kind of like she could kill you, gleefully would.

Caleb Dussault Vatore

  • 6’/brown hair/grey eyes/pale as fuck like did he ever know what is the sun/ok to be fair I think he and Drake are the same shade/both of them need a tan/okay no
  • He’s a vampire. Most people can’t tell.
  • No, Ezio is not his sire, he made a mistake and went home with the wrong psycho bitch at the bar.
  • Okay it probably wasn’t a bar… you know what I’m not going to do history right now.
  • Mostly he keeps to himself, cooks a lot, shoves cake in L’s face when she gets mad, and listens to Morgyn complain because somebody besides Ezio needs to.
  • Oh and worries about Lilith cause, yeah.
  • Looks kind of like he could kill you but he’s so much of a cinnabon he could start his own cimmanim distribution centre.

Drake Dussault Ember

  • 6’/platinum blond/ice blue/not real bulky, not real small/his ears could take out the rest of his family
  • He’s a vampire.
  • Like, some kind of mythical unicorn creature that’s cute as shit and seems unrealistic.
  • Has a huge problem with anxiety and his sense of self-worth and I do wonder why that’d be Jean fucking Dussault.
  • Used to be named something else but that person died.
  • Ezio is actually his vampire sire try not to think about it too hard.
  • Somehow the epitome of a French guy and I didn’t do that on purpose and I doubt Skye did either LOL
  • Mostly just really nice.
  • Idk I think he looks like a cinnabon but tbh he looks like Drake and Drake = cinnabon, anyway, so he is mostly a cimmanim roll. Like, he’s trying REALLY hard not to hurt anyone.

Ethren Reyes

  • 6’/greying black hair/brownish eyes, they turn sort of red sometimes/pretty big guy/bout as bushy as Simeon tbh.
  • Spellcaster, former sage of practical magic.
  • He, Keisha, and Tess might have a thing who knows.
  • He’s constantly torn between Tess-is-insane and Keisha-is-skittish. He needs two of himself except he doesn’t think that’d help much.
  • He’s honestly the brains of most operations involving the OG sages and it makes him Tired.
  • Nice guy, just don’t make him mad.
  • Doesn’t really look like a cinnabon. He looks like he gives good hugs though ( he does ). Might kill you if the dice fell right ( or wrong ).

Ezio Ember

  • 5′ 9″/black hair/grey eyes ( one is blue, it’s hard to tell )/bulky as heck/got a nice ass doe/invented rbf probably.
  • Spellcaster-necromancer.
  • Some kind of a weird gender-shifter. Has yet to figure this out.
  • Pan-demi-poly legend, but he only knows some of that.
  • You wanna get to Morgyn, you gotta go through him first. And good luck.
  • Overall his spellcasting is kind of weak and then you piss him off and he decides he’d rather kill himself with his own magic than let you off the hook.
  • Nasty habit of getting abusive boyfriends though.
  • Looks kind of like a cinnabon, would actually gleefully kill you and dance on your grave given the right circumstances.

Kat Cave

She looks like Namaari looool I love it
  • 5′ 8″/black hair/greyish eyes/athletic a build, looks like she jumps around a lot and probably does/BOOTY.
  • Vampire
  • Probably female, probably hasn’t thought about it.
  • She spends most of this story dead, like dead-dead, so there’s that.
  • Not exactly friends with Miss Hell, they’re really just convenient to each other and might be fuck buddies idk.
  • Not a very nice person and doesn’t give a shit.
  • Almost looks like a cinnabon sometimes, will absolutely kill you.

Keisha Hughes

  • 5′ 1″/white hair, lilac ends/purple eyes/small, tiny, she’s almost like a little mouse just human/kind of got a baby face.
  • Spellcaster, former mischief sage. Also a seer and a shaman.
  • L may or may not be her daughter, who knows.
  • Mostly she keeps to herself now and hides because there’s always somebody out to kill her. Or maybe she’s paranoid. Could be paranoid.
  • Ethren stays with her at least so that’s nice. Makes he feel better.
  • Tends to Know Shit without trying and not in that just-had-a-vision kind of way more of wow-are-you-sure-that’s-just-intuition way I guess.
  • Speaks three languages, one of which is mermish.
  • Looks like a cinnabon, really is one.

L. Faba

  • 4′ 9″/lilac hair ( naturally black )/purple eyes/thicc af.
  • Spellcaster, mischief sage.
  • Basically everyone’s bitchy aunt. Who knows who keeps inviting her to family dinners. Or even tells her about them.
  • Even though she’s easy to write off as just being abrasive ( read: bitchy ) she’s the only one that tells the truth.
  • Nobody asked Simeon.
  • Also a shaman and a seer, which sucks because it really just gives her a migraine for something she can’t remember later.
  • Believe it or not her favourite colour is not purple.
  • Low-key pissed off about Keisha losing her magic.
  • Kinda looks like a cinnabon, would probably kill you.

Lakshmi Nirun

  • 5′ 9″/brown hair/grey eyes/teeny tiny nose!/curvy.
  • Spellcaster.
  • She’s Mongolian, who knows why her name is Sanskrit. Probably because why not.
  • Sarnai’s sister, mostly she just follows Sarnai around and hopes she can keep her from doing anything really dumb but that only kind of works.
  • Really doesn’t like Ra, might’ve tried staking him a few times.
  • Scholarly type, she’s good at thinking but not really anything else.
  • Loves her sister though, despite the fact she’s so weird and different now.
  • Kind of looks like a cinnabon, mostly is.

Lilith Dussault Vatore

  • 5′ 6″/platinum blond ( naturally black )/brown eyes/basically solid muscle/she’s at least not as pale as Caleb/kinda got a baby doll face going on.
  • She be a vampire. Grrr-rawr.
  • Basically a goth-lesbian icon.
  • In another life she was a queen. … fuck, she’s a queen in this one too.
  • Kind of emotionally distant ( read: doesn’t know what are feelings for the most part ), it’s a really strong dissociation.
  • Ain’t nothing to fuck with.
  • Pretty much is a vampire for the sole purpose of shoving a wooden stake between Miss Hell’s eyes and I don’t mean that figuratively.
  • Looks like a cinnabon, would actually kill you for the most part.

Markus Crow

  • 5′ 9″/blond hair/brown eyes/boy do be fine tbh/pretty solid build.
  • Vampire
  • Why the fuck he runs with Miss Hell and Kat, who knows. Probably so he can prevent them from killing children at the very least, smh.
  • Doesn’t Dislike the Vatores, but doesn’t really like them either.
  • Not super fond of Vlad either though.
  • He doesn’t really like spellcasters because they tend to be unnecessarily violent towards vampires. Like they probably deserve it but it’s the 2010s come on now.
  • Doesn’t really look like a cinnabon but he kinda is.

Miss Hell

  • 5′ 3″/black hair/grey eyes/pale af/pure concentrated demon.
  • Vampire
  • She’s Caleb’s sire. Because he went home with the wrong psycho bitch. This psycho bitch.
  • Sadistic as heck, actually, she likes fucking with people’s heads and leaving scars on vampires, psh.
  • She comes from old money, and given she was gonna live forever she decided killing her entire family and taking the inheritance was a good idea so yeah she’s still pretty loaded.
  • And might be wanted for some um crimes in two jurisdictions but who’s paying attention? It’s not this one so that’s all that matters!
  • Hangs with Kat and Markus. Sort of. I kind of get the sense Markus is more of her boy-toy than anything but Kat gets shit done at least so she’s more tolerable. Maybe some banging’s involved.
  • Kind of looks like a cinnabon but she will definitely kill you. Not immediately though.

Morgyn Ember

  • 5′ 7″/blond ( naturally brown )/hazel/dat ass doe/pretty small next to most people/probably also invented rbf.
  • Spellcaster. Ostensibly stronger one than Ezio.
  • Also some kind of weird gender-shifter. Is starting to figure that out.
  • Unfortunately is that cliche character that really just wants to be accepted as they are and never was, except by that one person they insist on fucking over, because yeah.
  • Don’t know what is dating just one person and pretty much doesn’t date at all because honestly who has time?
  • Talks too much about nothing. Like, imagine that one person that’s always yapping about something to someone but nobody really knows anything about them. Yeah that’s Morgyn.
  • Kind of in an eternal state of panicking. The rbf is actually the panic face.
  • Nasty habit of chasing Ezio’s boyfriends off but tbh somebody gotta do it.
  • Are books single because Morgyn would marry them.
  • Sorta looks like a cinnabon, would kill you but then eventually feel really bad about it. But look, in the moment, it would be really fun.

Rakhesekhen Kartoum

  • 5′ 8″/black hair/red eyes/not super big but he’s got muscle at least.
  • Vampire. One of the ancients.
  • He’s not on good terms with the father of vampires and it’s really a wonder why because Kassander would likely forgive him for whatever tf he did.
  • He’s technically married to Sarnai but not really, it gets fuzzy lol
  • He’s not a direct-confrontation person he’s more of the rear-line support. And the rezzer.
  • Little bit of an airhead. It’s like, he’s so focused on one thing that everything else has stopped registering around it so you know he misses really obvious shit sometimes. He should seek to rectify this before one of those other things gets him killed but you didn’t hear that from me.
  • He doesn’t speak any modern language because he can’t be assed to learn one, so he only speaks Latin and ancient Egyptian and Sarnai has to translate for him.
  • Kind of looks like a cinnabon, mostly is but he’s not above sic’ing Sarnai on you.

Sarnai Nirun

  • 5′ 9″/black hair/purple eyes/bootyyyyy/very curvy. Almost fat. She’s a big lady and she’s got a very big chest. It sucks.
  • Vampire. One of the ancients.
  • She’s Mongolian and yet she speaks ancient Egyptian and feels older’n dirt, try not to think about it too hard c;
  • Has a marked tendency to refer to herself in plurals, and it’s not really the royal we, it’s just… plural.
  • A little bit off her rocker and by a little bit we kind of mean really. Known to talk to inanimate objects a lot.
  • VERY intelligent though, kind of scary, and a lot of people underestimate her.
  • Covered in tattoos because yeah why not.
  • Has a quiet love of music.
  • Does and does not look cinnabonny, but she’ll kill you, np, maybe even on accident.

Simeon Silversweater

  • 5′ 7″/greying brown hair/brown eyes/bushy.
  • Spellcaster, sage of practical magic.
  • He’s eternally put-upon because he’s the only one around magic realm that’s got any fucking sense.
  • Okay the vampires are mostly okay.
  • Mostly he rearranges the bookshelves and loses at video games and cries about it.
  • He didn’t Actually want to be a sage, and wasn’t supposed to succeed Ethren, the All just decided he was going to.
  • Looks like a cinnabon, is one. He’s the brains here not the brawn okay.

Tess Dyer

  • 5′ 7″/brown hair/grey eyes/got some hips on her.
  • Spellcaster, the sage of untamed magic… er, before Aine. Theoretically.
  • Also kind of a big deal for other reasons but you know whatever.
  • This isn’t her real name.
  • Long lost untamed sage before Aine, supposedly, though the All took a while to replace Aine in that case.
  • Used to be very important to Morgyn and Ezio, but they barely remember her now.
  • Her disappearance was quite mysterious as it didn’t follow typical trends.
  • And like, why do untamed sages disappear anyway?
  • Looks somewhere between a cinnabon and like she’ll kill you, but she will kill you if she needs to.

Vladislaus Straud

  • 5′ 9″/white hair/pale blue eyes/very pale what is the sun he doesn’t know/his physique is a little diminished.
  • Vampire. Old as dirt, but he’s not ancient yet.
  • He’s a bitchy asshole that hates people so he tends to hide in his big ole mansion in Forgotten Hollow, play pipe organ, and mind his business.
  • He WILL snatch up passersby that happen to be human and drain them dry though.
  • This upset Caleb and Lilith, and they’re kind of on strained terms.
  • He’s Miss Hell and Lilith’s sire, so he’s like Caleb’s vampire grandpappy. That’s a wild thought.
  • He does not look like a bon, but he doesn’t tend to dirty his own hands, he’ll usually hand it to someone else and watch the carnage.